Week 6

It has been quite a while since the last post, and for that I apologize!  I could give some excuses, but that's boring and not why you're reading this.  Things have shaken out quite a bit in the rankings, and only one team remains undefeated (in spite of heavy losses to season-ending injuries).  The Ddys, Futures, and Nutts are starting to fall out of it, but it's still early enough in the season for them to turn it around if they can navigate their own injuries!

Week 3

Only .05pts separated the two top scores last week, with the Munnies barely pulling it off on the back of Brady's monster game.  Colorexico Division is starting to spread apart in standings already, while Newizona is still literally anyone's to take (seriously, each team is 1-1, weird).  E-Munnies and Runner Runner made a deal to better both teams, though time will tell if one side came out ahead.

Week 2

Injuries.  Aren't they a bitch?  I know I say this every year, but it seems like big names are getting hit hard, early this time around.  Of course, mostly it just hit ACL so far, who lost ARob for the season and Odell for who knows how long.  They barely squeaked out a win against the Munnies, and then only because of the hurricane-delayed game!  The Futures also suffered a heavy loss with DJ heading to IR.  Add on what might be a league record for lowest weekly score with the Friends' 52pts...what a way to start the season!

Week 1 Preview

Hey guys!  Sorry I haven't had as much time this offseason for the regular updates.  Moving, apparently, eliminates all free time even when you aren't working.  Who knew?  Regardless, the season is upon us and we're primed for another exciting season!

As I mentioned before, I don't have much time this week, so I won't be able to go game by game like usual.  I will mention the unfortunate situation the Munnies find themselves in with the Buccs/Phins decision.  That sucks, but not much we can do about it!  And I need every advantage I can get!

The biggest change that occurred this offseason was of course when founding owner of the Sicarios sold his team to Mr. Smothers.  The new owner has rebranded the franchise as the Radioactive Zombies, and their new logo and jerseys are still yet to be seen.  Though the team is looking forward to a brighter future, the new management is concerning some as they haven't yet set a lineup despite the week starting in mere hours.  Don't fuck up your debut, Jack!

This blog will resume it's regular schedule next week; so good luck, gentlemen, and thank God football is back!

2017 Draft Review

Our second rookie draft, and only two autodraft picks!  We're getting better, slowly.  There wasn't much movement around the draft board this year, as opposed to last time.  Only two picks were traded.  Though a couple of owners were trying to move up in the 1st round, after the draft started it seemed the early pick owners had their targets set.

bEARs Win!

Well what do you know.  The #1 team in the regular season with the top seed in the playoffs actually won the whole thing.  This team has dominated the regular season for two years running, last year thanks in large part to avoiding major injuries during an injury-ridden year, and this year by relying on old, reliable guys like DeMarco, Crabtree, and the one and only Drew Brees.

Week 16

A Visit to the Finals

'Twas the night before the finals, when all through the league
Not an owner was stirring, probably due to fatigue;
The lineups were set by the finalists with care,
In hopes that the trophy soon would be theirs;
The players were ready, the matchups were set,
Ready to fulfill this season-long bet